Witty Yeti Because You Probably Touched Your Junk Hand Sanitizer 2 Pack. I Don’t Know Where Your Hands Have Been! Hilarious Travel Size Bottles Are a Funny Gag Gift Idea & Adult Stocking Stuffer
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- WE ALL TOUCH OUR JUNK, but some of us wash our hands after touching our junks. In case your friend falls into the non-washing group, finally a product that will pound the point home.
- DID YOU HEAR THE SINK RUNNING when they were in the bathroom? Were you listening right outside the door? That’s a little creepy, but you can’t be too careful, amirite?
- LIFETIME SATISFACTION GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT FOR MEN & WOMEN. According to a study I just made up, almost 8 out of 10 people love this product. The other 2 are just upset they got shamed for not washing their hands!
- TWO BOTTLE VALUE PACK. Each bottle holds 2 ounces of alcohol-based hand sanitizer because who knows what they did to themselves earlier in the day.
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How many bottles do I get?Each order includes two (2) travel-sized bottles. They're perfect for tossing in your bag, gifting to a friend, or keeping on standby for suspicious situations.Is this a real product?As real as that time your roommate swore they washed their hands. These pocket-sized bottles are the hilarious reminder your friends did not know they needed.Fun, Functional & Slightly JudgyLet’s be honest. We have all touched our junk. The difference? Some people pretend to wash their hands. These little bottles are great for calling out the friend, coworker, or roommate who definitely did not run the sink.Makes a Great Gag Gift or Stocking StufferPerfect for White Elephant exchanges, office parties, or sliding into someone’s bag as a not-so-subtle hint. It is all in good fun.Satisfaction Assured for Life!If you are not completely happy with your order, just send us an email anytime, even on weekends, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right.
