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  • WORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO - We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.
  • CHEAPER THAN A SHRINK – Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning coffee as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life's little issues. Think of it as the poor man’s Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.
  • YES, YOU’RE CRAZY, BUT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE – The old adage goes that if you think you’re crazy then you probably aren’t. Bad news. You’re nuts, just like everyone else. Grab some Instant Therapy Putty and watch the neurosis float away.
  • BUY MULTIPLE TINS, AND IT’S LIKE GROUP THERAPY – If there is one thing crazy likes, it’s friends. Instant Therapy Putty makes a great gift for friends and family. We’re all a little dysfunctional, so everyone will love squeezing away the stress with our pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty.
  • SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a psychoanalyst in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.

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