Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size

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• SAIL WITH CONFIDENCE – Never worry about the state of your sail again! Before inviting anyone aboard, take a moment to freshen up with Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes, then hoist that mainsail with pride, sailor!
• CRUSTY VESSELS AREN’T GOOD – A dirty captain is unhealthy and unappealing to passengers. Be prepared for anything wherever the North Star may lead you. A pack of Seamen Wipes is a handy helper when you need to swab the deck. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and clean up any deal-breaking barnacles that may be hanging around.
• HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR MEN – If you’re looking for a showstopping gag gift for a special man in your life, your ship has come in! Everyone in the room will get a kick out of this hilarious pack of novelty wipes. Surprise your friends and family with this gut-busting package of Seamen Moist Wipes and you’ll be a legend on land and at sea.
• A HEALTHY LOAD OF SAILING HUMOR – Not only is this funny sailor gift sure to catch your friends off guard and deliver loads of laughs, they’re also super useful moist wipes. Hilarious and handy are always a blast.
• HAND USE ONLY: Seamen Wipes moist towelettes are a hysterical addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.