The Food Fight Handbook: Hilarious Excuses for Winning Every Mealtime Battle (The Excuse Encyclopedia Boxsets)

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IMAGINE THIS: Dinner is served, and it’s a mountain of green beans. The cookie jar is locked down tighter than Fort Knox. And your Halloween stash? Already under parental investigation.What do you do? You grab “The Food Fight Handbook”!This laugh-out-loud collection dishes up three ridiculously funny books crammed with the sharpest, silliest excuses for winning every food battle. Whether you’re plotting a candy heist, trying to make veggies disappear, or sneaking sweets past watchful eyes, this handbook has your back (and your stomach).Inside you’ll find:49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar: genius strategies for swiping snacks without leaving crumbs49 Excuses for Not Eating Vegetables: clever comebacks that might just get you out of spinach duty49 Excuses for Bagging More Candy at Halloween: laugh-out-loud tricks for filling your sack with even more treatsFrom veggie vendettas to candy conspiracies to cookie crackdowns, these excuses are so outrageous you’ll want to test them all (though maybe not with your parents watching).The perfect gift for every kid who’s ever waged war at the dinner table—or staged a midnight raid on the snack cupboard. Parents and grandparents will love giving a book that turns food fights into giggle fits.