Beginner’s Guide to Cleaning & NOT Drowning in Your Own Filth: A Funny Gag Cleaning Education Book for College Students, Newlyweds, Teenagers, and Lazy Slobs (Dodykavis Guide Books)
Product Description
Do you know someone who is a hopelessly lazy slob? Do you worry that they might eventually drown in their own filth?In The Beginner’s Guide to CLEANING & NOT Drowning in Your Own Filth, we focus on some insultingly basic cleaning fundamentals.Maybe you have a son or daughter heading off to college for the first time who can barely recognize a vacuum. Perhaps you have a recently married niece or nephew who doesn’t even know how to spell the word laundry. Do you have a friend or family member who prioritizes video games over personal hygiene? This gag cleaning education book is the perfect way to have some light hearted fun while telling them that you are seriously concerned for their survival.This book is based on the following three core guiding principles:Explaining the most insultingly basic principles of cleaning in a mostly sarcastic and condescending tone,Reducing of visits from pest control, demolition crews, and the Center for Disease ControlHaving a laugh or two at the expense of the reader along the way.If this sounds useful or of interest to you for someone you know, come along on a pseudo educational journey with us.Disclaimer: This book requires a sense of humor (not provided), and includes questionable amounts of actionable information. Some topics covered in this book include:Why do I have to clean up? I’m special!How to safely operate a broom with minimal fatalities.Laundry: Coping with a life of despair.Discussion of alternate methods to avoid cleaning such as living in the woods, becoming nudists, and letting a family of racoons dispose of your garbage for youOther topics include: vacuuming, mopping, dusting, doing the dishes, cleaning bathrooms, decluttering and much more!43 color pages of well intentioned insults and attempts at humor. Short enough to read, long enough to enjoy. No one wants a 2000 page gag book.Be sure to check out our other gag book titles by Len Dodykavis that hurl insults at readers who are new drivers and terrible cooks. Read more
