Actual HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid: 75 Witty Alternatives for Those Things You Want to Say At Work But Can't - Office Coworker ... - Joke Book (HR Approved Office Humor Books)

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The perfect comebacks for annoying clients, coworkers and especially upper management!Makes a great gag gift! Check out the 75 highly inappropriate comments that we might actually want to say, and some "HR-approved" ways of saying it instead (with the optional twinge of sarcasm of course!). It's a great stress reliever at work when you are fuming about something but don't really know how to handle it, other than quitting!Maybe even use it as "code" with your coworker friends, so that when someone says "I value your input, but I have some concerns." you all know that is code for “That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard”. And see who can keep a straight face in the meeting!In this book you will find great and funny alternatives to some of these classics that cross our minds on a daily basis:“WTF are you even talking about?”“That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard”"You're wrong, but I'll let you figure it out yourself.""I love it when you take credit for my ideas."“Did you even read my f*cking email?”"Your idea is terrible, but I'll pretend to consider it."“Do you even have any idea what you are doing?”“No, we don’t need any more effing slides.”“And just how the f*ck do you expect me to do that?”"I can't believe how clueless you are about what actually happens here."Get a copy today and be the hit of the office!!Please note: this book is for entertainment purposes only. No certified HR professional was involved in the creation of this humor book. Use it at your own discretion.