Premium Waterproof Intimacy Blanket & Stain Proof Protection, Dreamy Cream

About this item

• GIVE YOUR BRAIN THE NIGHT OFF: 100% waterproof, 100% stain protection. Our breathable triple-layer adult blanket with signature grade TPU barrier blocks every drop from reaching your sheets - no sweaty-plastic clamminess, no cleanup panic, no more sleeping in the wet spot. Spanqit: liberator of stress, and truly letting go.
• SOAKS IT ALL UP, SO YOUR BED DOESN'T: Two absorbent sides, fully reversible. Plush sherpa gulps liquid instantly; velvety flannel repels first, then absorbs. Engineered to withstand your wildest moments - while your sheets stay bone dry. PRO TIP: wash your new blanket first, to unlock its full squirt absorbency.
• HEAR NOTHING, FEEL EVERYTHING: Skin-safe luxury, no awkward crinkle feels. Undetectable TPU core, soft, silent, breathable 250GSM plush fabrics feel like an indulgent designer throw, not a tarp. OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified, free from harmful substances - protecting the mood, and your body - made for real intimate use.
• RETIRE THE SACRIFICIAL TOWEL: Generously sized to protect a Queen and a King, with mattress grip that stays put and room for couples to move, sprawl, and play. No more towel shuffling, no second guessing - just comfort and confidence. At 60 x 80 inches, it's designed practical without being a nightmare to store, wash, or dry.
• BUILT FOR ROUND 2, AND ROUND 200: Durable, easy care - machine washable, tumble dry low - no bedding change ritual, and back on splash duty fast. Small spills? Simply wipe clean. Quality stitching made for repeat use, GRS-certified recycled materials - stays buttery-soft and leak-proof wash after wash.
• ONE BLANKET, EVERY PLOT TWIST: Sofa, rug, hotel, picnic - wherever the love goes. Built for period play and protection, lube, massage oil, squirting, intimacy sweats, your wet pet, to wine night lovers & midnight snack crumbs. Pour it, Spanqit holds it, all 4 seasons. Styled like a discreet designer throw - guests never guess its side hustle.
• DISCREET - DOORSTEP TO GETAWAY: Arrives discreetly, unboxes like a gift, in premium recyclable packaging made for you, a special someone - at home, weekends away, and many giftable occasions. INCLUDED BONUS: Plush, durable zip storage bag that doubles as a travel pillow. Australian-American design by Spanqit.
• YOUR PLEASURE, OUR ASSURANCE: Your blanket is fully backed by Spanqit’s water-proof promise; liquid proof, built for play, and made to liberate. If you're not completely smitten, reach out and we'll make it right - quickly and discreetly, no shame no stress.