True Crime & Makeup Canvas Pouch – 8.5"x5" Zippered Bag with Knife Graphic – Sarcastic Gift for Fans of Murder Shows & Mascara – 10 Color Options – Sassy Organizer for Purse, Travel, or Drama

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• 🔪 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬 – Holds pens for notes, or lipstick for dramatic testimony.
• 🎬 𝘉𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦-𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘺 – Perfect for movie marathons when you need snacks and sass nearby.
• 🕵️ 𝘋𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘤 – Toss in magnifying glasses, fake mustaches, or just your eyeliner.
• 📚 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘹 – Bring it along to prove you read more than murder titles.
• 🍷 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘮𝘢𝘯 – Carries corkscrews, secrets, and questionable decisions.
• 🎤 𝘗𝘰𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯 – Store earbuds so you can listen to murder stories while applying mascara.

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𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 & 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 Some people collect stamps. You collect alibis and lip liners. This pouch isn’t just a makeup bag—it’s a warning label with a zipper. Whether you're bingeing murder docs or blending your contour like you're erasing evidence, this canvas clutch is here to say: yes, you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 be glam and terrifying. With 10 colors to match your mood (or your next motive), it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while plotting a fictional homicide in their head. Makeup and murder? That’s a lifestyle. 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒, 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐒𝗠𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗬𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛—Looks innocent, but definitely has a backstory𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗜-𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗬—Big enough to hold your lipstick and your lies.𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗖—Coordinates perfectly with red flags and red lipstick𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔-𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚—Handles emotional baggage like a pro.𝗕𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘-𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 & 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗘-𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗙𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚—Ideal for long nights and longer grudges.𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬—But it will hold your burner phone. 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘: 8.5” x 5” – Big enough for your essentials, small enough to pretend you're organized.𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟: Cotton canvas – Because plastic is tacky and you’re not.𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗘: Zippered – For keeping secrets, snacks, and unsolicited advice securely inside.𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗬𝗟𝗘: Printed, not embroidered – Because stabbing fabric with a needle is so last century.𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗥 𝗢𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦: 10 – One for every mood swing, outfit, or petty revenge plot.𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗥: Water-resistant – So your lip gloss survives your emotional meltdowns.𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦: Hand wash only – Like your delicates and your dignity.𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚: Gift-ready – Because passive-aggressive gifting is an art form.𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡: Made to order – Freshly printed sass, not mass-produced mediocrity.𝗨𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘: Makeup, receipts, emotional baggage – We don’t judge. 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄 Whether you're blending contour or bingeing crime scene recaps, this pouch is your ride-or-die. It’s not just a bag—it’s a personality trait. So toss it in your tote, flash it at brunch, or gift it to your most unhinged friend. Because when glam meets grit, you don’t just carry a pouch—you carry a warning