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Rainbows. Unicorns. Adorable animals... And an absolutely unhinged amount of profanity.This coloring book is for anyone who grew up loving bright colors, cute animals, and sparkly nostalgia… and now spends their days wondering who scheduled another pointless meeting.Therapy is expensive.Coloring sarcastic animals is cheaper.Cute nostalgia… with serious attitudeInside you’ll find page after page of cute, colorful chaos featuring rainbows, sparkles, magical creatures, and sweet little animals delivering the exact thoughts running through your head.The kind of thoughts you usually keep to yourself. Or text to your work bestie.Think pastel vibes… but everyone is absolutely over it.Inside, you’ll get:40 Hand-drawn illustrationsCute animals with anger issuesSassy phrases that perfectly capture your current moodBasically: adorable things saying exactly what you’re thinking.Some of the lovely sentiments you’ll get to colorFeeling cute… might throat punch someone laterHave you considered shutting the f*ck up?What fresh hell awaits me?Hang in there, it gets worseSorry, I offended you with my common senseIt’s cute.It’s chaotic.And it’s weirdly therapeutic.Perfect for:Burned-out office workersPeople who cope with humor and profanityAnyone who likes cute things but has absolutely no patience leftColoring during long meetings that should’ve been emailsA hilarious gift for your most unhinged friendColor outside the lines.Swear a little.Feel better.Grab your copy and start coloring your way through the chaos! Read more
