Funny Tall Guy Apparel - Best Tall People Design Hardcover Journal, Black

Product Description

You're tall. You've always been tall. You were tall in elementary school, tall in high school, and you're still tall now. And for your entire life, people have asked you the same questions. "Do you play basketball?" No. You do not. You have never played basketball. You have no interest in playing basketball. Your height is not an invitation to discuss sports. "How's the weather up there?" The same as down there. You're not on a different planet. You're just standing up. "You must be great at reaching things." Yes. You are. But that doesn't mean you want to spend your life getting things off the top shelf for people who could just use a step stool. You've been asked these questions so many times that you see them coming. You see the look in their eye, the way they're working up to it. You've started answering before they ask. "No, I don't play basketball. Yes, it's fine. No, I'm not tired of answering, okay, yes, I'm very tired of it." This design is for the tall people who are tired of the same conversation. The ones who just want to exist at their height without it being a whole thing. The ones who have learned to duck under doorframes and sit in the back row at movies. The ones who are tall and that's it. Yes, I'm tall. No, I do not play basketball. Please stop asking.