Funny Sarcastic Farewell Banner, We're Not Sad We Just Want Your Desk Brutally Honest Office Party Decorations for Coworker Leaving, Job Change Gag Gift Pre-Strung Glitter

$13.99

Product Information

ASINB0HB4FWM83

CategoryOffice

MerchantHome dreamer

About this item

Brutally Honest Office Humor: Give your departing colleague the laugh they actually deserve with our brutally honest declaration: "We're Not Sad / We Just Want Your Desk." Perfect for tech startups, corporate offices, and close-knit teams with a dark humor culture.
Premium Quality: Crafted from sturdy 300g premium glitter cardstock, this coworker going away banner shines brilliantly under light. Features precision laser-cut black hollow silhouettes icons of office rotary chairs and laptops, paired with striking metallic gold and fire red lettering for an upscale, premium finish.
Pre-Strung: Zero DIY assembly required! These goodbye banners and signs arrive fully pre-strung. Save time with these convenient farewell party decor, just open and hang it up, letting you instantly transform the workspace into an unforgettable farewell party zone.
Perfect Visual Proportions: Designed with an optimal two-tier visual hierarchy. Each letter stands at a bold 17cm (6.7 inches) height, ensuring crystal-clear readability across the entire conference room or open-plan office. Each line spans an impressive 260cm (8.5 feet) for balanced wall hanging.
Wide Application: Whether it's a job promotion, a career change, or a desperate escape to a new company, this hilarious leaving party decoration doubles as an epic photo backdrop and a legendary gag gift that will have the entire team laughing out loud.

Product Description

Stop Whispering Around the Watercooler—Say It Out Loud!When your favorite desk buddy, work bestie, or cubicle neighbor finally decides to escape the office matrix, a standard boring greeting card just won’t cut it. They don’t want your empty clichés; they want your absolute, unadulterated office banter. Enter the ultimate sarcastic farewell banner and funny office prank decoration: the "We're Not Sad / We Just Want Your Desk" party sign.Why Choose Our Brutally Honest Leaving Decor?Instant Social Media Laughs: Built specifically for modern workplaces, tech startups, and corporate squads who bond over dark humor, deadlines, and internal office rivalry. It doubles as an epic leaving party photo backdrop.No DIY Hassle: Arrives 100% pre-strung and ready to hang. Skip the tedious stringing and instantly transform any conference room or workstation into a hilarious going away party zone.Premium Heavy-Duty Build: Crafted from thick 300g glitter cardstock featuring precision laser-cut black silhouettes of rotary chairs and laptops, paired with striking metallic gold and fire red text.Whether you're celebrating a job change, job promotion, a resignation, or a desperate career escape, give them the best coworker leaving gift and goodbye party supply they will actually remember!