Product Description
They’re completely innocent objects. Really.Definitely Not Penises: A Totally Innocent Coloring Book is a hilariously questionable collection of 40 elaborately illustrated everyday objects, monuments, foods, tools, and curiosities that just happen to look… a little suspicious.From proud lighthouses and heroic rockets to prize-winning cacti, mysterious mushrooms, oversized baguettes, garden monuments, sea creatures, and other perfectly respectable subjects, every page invites you to color something you probably shouldn’t be giggling at.The detailed black-and-white illustrations are designed for adults who enjoy coloring, absurd humor, visual innuendo, and pretending they have absolutely no idea what everyone else is laughing about. The book also includes practice and color-test pages so you can experiment with pencils, markers, pens, and blending before tackling the main illustrations.Inside you’ll find:40 detailed and completely innocent coloring illustrationsA ridiculous variety of suspicious-looking everyday objectsIntricate scenes with plenty of room for creative coloringColor, marker, brush, blending, and doodle test pagesSilly captions that make the pictures even harder to explainA lighthearted adult humor concept that never becomes explicitPerfect as a funny adult coloring book, gag gift, white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday present, office gift, or conversation starter for anyone with a questionable mind and respectable coloring supplies.Color responsibly. Snicker quietly.And remember:There are absolutely no actual penises in this book. Read more
