Snarky Creatures: Coloring & Doodle Book

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Snarky Creatures: A Naughty Coloring Book for Adults Who Have Had EnoughCute creatures. Dirty mouths. Zero apologies.If your sense of humor runs a little sarcastic, a little inappropriate, and occasionally completely off the rails, welcome to Snarky Creatures.This isn't your toddler's coloring book.Inside this hilarious adult coloring book, you'll meet a collection of adorable animals, plants, and other creatures with one very important message: sometimes you just need to tell someone to F-off... creatively.Color your way through ridiculous illustrations and delightfully inappropriate sayings like:Don't Be a DickasaurusDon't Be a TwatwaffleDon't Be a Turtle AssholeDon't Be a PrickAnd because apparently that's not enough attitude, you'll also get bonus Snarky Creatures Parking Violation pages—because even animals have opinions about your crappy parking.WHAT'S INSIDE36 pages of snarky, naughty coloring funAdorable creatures paired with seriously inappropriate sayingsBonus Snarky Creatures Parking Violation pagesA hilarious mix of animals, plants, food, and other ridiculous charactersDesigned specifically for adults with a sarcastic sense of humorPerfect for relaxing, laughing, and telling the world exactly how you feel—without actually having to say itTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR FAVORITE SMART-ASSKnow someone who has a filthy sense of humor? A professional smart-ass? Someone who responds to everything with an eye roll and a four-letter word?You just found their gift.Snarky Creatures makes a hilarious birthday gift, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, gag gift, coworker gift, girls' night gift, or “I saw this and immediately thought of you” gift.Warning: Not appropriate for children. Definitely not appropriate for your overly sensitive aunt.Grab your colored pencils, markers, or crayons, pour yourself something strong, and get ready to color the creatures that say what everyone else is thinking.Because sometimes being an adult means coloring an adorable animal while telling someone to get their s--t together.