APPARENTLY I'M KEEPING YOU: A Brutally Affectionate Fill-In Gift Book for Couples Who Know Too Much About Each Other
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Somebody in this relationship leaves a wet towel on the bed.It might be you. It is probably you.This is a book about the small, ridiculous, deeply specific things two people do to each other every single day. The five minutes that takes forty. The chair that stopped being a chair some time in 2021. The nine chargers. The message that just says "K".Fifty-four things you have absolutely thought and never quite said out loud — each one with a nought-to-ten scale for how much it actually bothers you, and one line at the bottom for the kind thing underneath. That part is not optional.Fill it in. Hand it over. Argue about the numbers.The writing takes about ten minutes. The laughing takes considerably longer. That is the actual point.The house rule: roast the situation, not the person. Ordinary quirks are fair game. Real vulnerabilities are not.A brutally affectionate fill-in gift book for couples who know too much about each other. For anniversaries, weddings, Valentine's Day, engagements, birthdays, or simply because you know what they did.80 pages. Square format. Room to write. Read more
