ADULTING: A Stress Relief Coloring Book: A coloring book that de-stresses you while reminding you why you're stressed
Product Description
Thirty illustrations of things you have been meaning to get to, rendered in soothing black and white.Color the chair — not clean, not dirty, simply the chair. Shade in a treadmill that has been a clothes rack since month one. Apply a warm, calming gradient to a succulent that was, allegedly, impossible to kill. Each page is clinically proven to lower your cortisol by approximately nothing, which is still more than the home gym has done for you this year.Inside:- Inbox zero, a myth on par with dragons- One (1) sock, awaiting a brother who is not coming- A Wi-Fi router, receiving offerings- Five identical meals, labeled Monday through Friday- The good scissors, under glass- A phone at one percent, living dangerouslyColored pencils not included. Neither are the lids. Nobody knows where the lids are.Dr. Ahouse holds a doctorate in a field that no longer exists, rents a one-bedroom they'd rather not discuss, and has been meaning to deal with the chair. Read more
