The Little Guide to Shameless Excuses at Work: Funny Office Gift for Coworkers and Bosses — A Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, White Elephant Book, Funny Stocking Stuffer and Office Party Gift

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THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO GETTING AWAY WITH IT AT WORK!Ever been accused of procrastinating, ignoring emails, or showing a suspicious lack of enthusiasm in meetings?Good news: this book will help you talk your way out of almost anything with style, humor… and shameless self-justification more bulletproof than a three-week doctor’s note.An arsenal of bold, absurd, and brilliantly twisted excuses, ready to be drawn like a six-shooter whenever a “Can we talk for a minute?” ambushes you somewhere between the coffee machine and the copier.Use freely to make your coworkers, managers, bosses, and even HR laugh (or completely throw them off)… then turn any workplace situation in your favor!THE PERFECT FUNNY OFFICE GIFT:- For the coworker who can wriggle out of anything- For your favorite manager or boss (or your least favorite)- As a funny retirement gift or farewell gift for a coworker- As a prank book for a Secret Santa gift exchange- As a White Elephant gift, office party gag gift, or funny stocking stuffer for adults- For yourself, to survive Monday mornings in style