Paper Airplane Self Assembly Kit: Funny Absurdist Notebook | Sarcastic Gag Gift for Coworkers, Kids' Teachers & Office Workers | Secret Santa, White Elephant & Birthday Gift Idea

Product Description

The materials are enclosed. The rest is up to you.This kit contains everything required for paper airplane construction: paper. One hundred and twenty sheets of it, college-ruled, ready to be repurposed at your discretion. Instructions are not included, as paper airplane construction is a skill acquired through trial, failure, and the slow refinement of the wrist flick. Paper Airplane Self Assembly Kit is the complete package for anyone who has ever stared out a window during a meeting and thought: I could be launching something right now.Makes a perfect gift for:Anyone who has folded a paper airplane at work and felt briefly, completely aliveCoworkers, office workers, and remote employees in need of an outletTeachers, kids, and adults who never fully left the classroom mentality behindSecret Santa, White Elephant, and office gift exchanges where clever beats conventionalBirthdays, graduation gifts, and "I believe in your engineering potential" giftsNotebook details:100 pages of wide-ruled lined paper6 x 9 inches — optimal for standard dart and glider configurationsSoft matte coverMulti-use: notes, journaling, to-do lists, and aeronautical experimentationSome assembly required. No prior experience necessary. Launch responsibly.